- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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