Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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