- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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