A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Women deserve equal rights.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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