What? Huh?

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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