- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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