- Anti Joke

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Is your refrigerator running? No.