A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Fine, ladies first.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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BIG MAC'S

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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