- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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