- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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