Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Shltskc gw? G

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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like most people my age. im 27

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Anti Joke

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