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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

you see theres this guy.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I asked her where you were.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What? Huh?

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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