- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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