Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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poopoo

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Bitch

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k

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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