roses are red violets are blue they really are

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Abortion.

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