If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Apple juice.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Basically

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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