- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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