Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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