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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

womens rights

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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