- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

BIG PENIS

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

roses are red violets are blue

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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