- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

knock knock... ...no answer

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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