- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's one plus one? two.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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