- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I'm so punny.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Female rights.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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