- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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