Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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The FCC

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

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