- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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