Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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womens rights

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Bitch

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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