- Anti Joke

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Gay republicans

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff