Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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The WNBA

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Abortion.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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