- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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