My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Women's Rights

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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T u r n i p s

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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