- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What is green and slow Grass.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Where's my baby??

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

mikey is cute

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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