- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

PIED NINNY!

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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