A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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