You're welcome. On to the next house.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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