- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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