Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Brain fart

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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