- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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