- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How old are you? 7

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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