- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

A Jew walks into Macy's

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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