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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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