charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Tim likes girls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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