- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Horse with a chair on his head.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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