- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How old are you? 7

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

You had better thumbs up this post.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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