- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Obama

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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