- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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