- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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