- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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