- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

You're so sweet I have diabetes

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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