A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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