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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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