Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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