Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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69.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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