Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Yanter, Look it up

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

sucks Syntax...

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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