a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's blue? The sky.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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