Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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