- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

nolan is gay

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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