Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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