Ben Affleck

Flowers are colors Love me

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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