- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Where's my tractor?

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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