- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

A man goes to the potty.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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