- Anti Joke

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Your mother is average.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Hey

What rhymes with milk...milf

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast