- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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