- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

my gramma died

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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