- Anti Joke

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...