How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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www.xnxx.com

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Anti Joke

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