A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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