- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Robin, get in the car, please.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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