- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

do you have a wife?

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Mooses

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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