What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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FUCK YOU

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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