Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Sex

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

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