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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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