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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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