- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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