- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

tea with milk?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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