- Anti Joke

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.