- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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