Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...