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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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