- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.