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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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