Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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one stop shop

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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A man died.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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