What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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A black student graduated High School

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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