Fine, ladies first.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A guy at a baseball game....

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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