- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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