- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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