What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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