- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Chuck Norris is dead......

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