What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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