The FCC

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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