What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Women's Rights

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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whats black? the colour

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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