- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Women's rights

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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