Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Two planes walk into an office building

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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