chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call an amazing person Good

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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