- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Where are you going Your house

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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