Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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