What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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read this sentence again.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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