- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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