why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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An Asian with a big dick.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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