I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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call me maybe.

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people magazine

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Dumb

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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