What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What is the difference?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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