Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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call me maybe.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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people magazine

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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