- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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