roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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read this sentence again.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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people magazine

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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call me maybe.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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