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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

SEX

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Title IX

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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