One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

im telling maguire

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Title IX

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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