- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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