A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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