- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I asked her where you were.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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