Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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wael.. nuff said

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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