WILLY

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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ur gey

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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poopoo

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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