Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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hola said the chinese man

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black chicken. kfc

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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