- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Women's rights

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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