- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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