- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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