hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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I <3 Hitler

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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WILLY

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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